CI read Emthe news Amtoday Am7oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
CAnd thougEmh the news Amwas Am7rather sad
FWell A#I just had Amto laugh
FI saw A#the photAmogrFaph
CHe blew Emhis mind Amout in Am7a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
CA crowd Emof people Amstood Am7and stared
FThey'd seA#en his face before
If Am7he was from the FHouse of Lords
CI saw Ema film todAmay oh Am7boy
The English Army had just won the war
CA crowd Emof people AmturneAm7d away
FBut I A#just had Amto look
FI'd love to E5turn you on
AWoke up, fell out of bed, draggeGsus2d a comb across my head
Found Amy way dowE7susnstairs and drank a cup
AnAd looking E7susup, I noticed E7I was late. Ha, ha, ha.
Found Amy coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in Gsus2seconds flat
Found Amy way E7susupstairs and had a smoke
AnAd somebody spokE7suse and I went into a dream
FAhC... DAh... AAh... CAh... DAh...A G F
CI read Emthe news todAmay Am7oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.
CAnd thougEmh the holes Amwere Am7rather small
FThey had A#to count them all;
AmNow they know how Am7many holes it takFes to fill the Albert Hall.
I'd love to E5turnn you on.