It hurts when you have to press that dull little thing
That you're only supposed to use once and then discard
Where do you put it? In the garbage can, my honest friend
She's only been five months late, even though we haven't had sex for a week
A meal a day, a meal, I say
Somebody else already used the word 'Aurora Borealis'
She was tied up in chains, and Sam had helped her in the freezer
She's only five weeks late, but I haven't had a date forever!
Wish I had more More opportunity,
More chances to remember some things
So I couldn't have so much pressure on my
On my, On my, um Ah, on my Um, Um head
We'd have so much more diversity,
And so much more input, so much more creative flow,
If we had someone in school, a 'G.I.T'
Ha Come on, Dave, think of one
It should be G.I.C, geeks with Charvels
No, G.W.C, Fuck man this is a waste of time
You're Personally responsible for ,
The entire strip to be washed away,
Cleansed as if gallons of, um, rubbing alcohol
flowed through the strip and were set on fire
It didn't just singe the hair, it made it straight
And then Perry Ellis came along with his broom
And he, he erected a beautiful city