GLife isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When BI was a kid on VOIP
I Emthought when I get older
I'd Cmarry her, I Cmtold her
GNow I'm 26 and I work in an office
B9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
EmIf I could change a single thing
CI'd make it Cmme and not himC
But Che's in your bed, CmI'm in your Twitch ChatG
CI've got the key and Cmhe's just a doormatG
And Ceven though he's got Cmsocial skills
That Gdoesn't mean I can't pay G7the bills
CAnyway, make the Cmmost of him,
Cause Gshe moves on pretty Bbloody quick, CohohCm
AYour new boyfriend's an A7arsehole
GYeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
The Bone that took you away from me
EmYou hit it off instantly
I Cknow, cause you won't stop Cmtelling me
I've Gseen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
BPush against his fashion sense
I've Emthought about what he looks like nude
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Cause Gshe's living the dreamB
Oh, Emshe's living the dream
From Cback when we were Cmseventeen
Oh, Emshe's living the dream
From Cback when we were Cmseventeen
GHow on earth can I be saved?
When I'm one click away from insane
EmI just think that I deserve
A Clittle bit of wCmhat I earned
I'm Gnot gonna make another scene
the Bone I made when I was 23
Means I'm Emnot allowed in Disney WorldA Cm11Cm
But Che's in your bed, CmI'm in your Twitch ChatG
CI've got the key and Cmhe's just a doormatG
And Ceven though he's got Cmsocial skills
That Gdoesn't mean I can't pay G7the bills
CAnyway, make the Cmmost of him,
Cause Gshe moves on pretty Bbloody quick, CohohCm
AYour new boyfriend's an A7arsehole
I Gthink about you everydayB
So Emhow on earth can I be CsaveCmd
I Gthink about him a lot aBs well
EmMaybe if he wasn't fine as ChellCm
Your Emtelephone calls are Cmy favorite Cmplace
GI want you to Bnotice me
EmWith no restraining Corder Cmplease (Jason DeGrulo)
EmI want to smell your ChairCm
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