AI know I have good judgment
F#7I know I have good taste
It's fBmunny and it's ironic
That only I feel that way
I prDomise 'em that you're different
And A/C#everyone makes mistakes
AI heard that you're an actor
SF#7o act like a stand up guy
WhatBmever devil's inside you
Don't let him out tonight
I tDell them it's just your culture
And A/C#everyone rolls their eyes
PlAease, please, plA/G#ease
And plDease, plA/C#ease, plD/Bease
Don't brD/Aing me to teEars when
I jE4ust did my mEakeup so nE4ice
I bF#meg you: Don't embarrass me
Motherfucker, Dah A/C#ohD/B
PlD/Aease, please, plEease E4 E4 E
WCell, I have a fun idea, babe
I knDmow you're craving some fresh air
But the ceiling fan is so nice
And wFe could live so happily
If no Emone knows that you're with me
I'm just kGidding, but reG4ally
PlAease, please, plA/G#ease
And plDease, plA/C#ease, plD/Bease
Don't brD/Aing me to teEars when
I jE4ust did my mEakeup so nE4ice
I bF#meg you: Don't embarrass me
Motherfucker, Dah A/C#ohD/B
PlD/Aease, please, plEease E4 E4 E
DIf you wanna gEo and be stupid
DAon't do it in front of mC#7e
DIf you don't wanna crEy to my music
DAon't make me hate you prolC#7ificallDy
Please, please, plAease A/G#
PlA/F#ease , please , pA/EleaseD