saw that look of recognition
when they know just who you are
you make the people crazy
before the show we calm them
and the hostile folk we keep apart
'til the red light says 'on air'
did you see our leather lovers
did you catch those child molesters
what a shCow, the barry wilAmliams show
Gis all it took for Dmy success
the greater pain that they endure
the mGore you know the shDow will scored
got the reputation of a surgeon
'cos they cannot feel the cut
they call our studio 'the hospital'
making money from the sick
we let people be themselves
'my lover stole my girlfriend'
'i keep beating up my ex'
'i want to kill my neighbour'
'my daughter's selling sex'
'i love my daughter's rapist
'my life's gone down the pan'
what a show, the barry williams show
is all it took for my success
and when the punches start to fly
the ratings always read so high
'that girl has got no scruples'
not a wrinkle on her face
you would not believe the plot she conceived
so they'd let her take my place
well, no man is an island
but this display of emotion
what a show, oh what a show
on my show, the barry williams show
is all it took for my success
Cthe best tv yoAmu've ever seen
Gwhere people say the things that Dthey really mean
Ci hear my name, i Amhear them roar
Gfor the one more time Di take the floor
Cjust one more bAmarry williams show
Gwe're gonna take you whDere you want to go