I've been a Amliar, been a thief, Cbeen a Flover, been a cheat
All Gmy siAmns need holy water, Cfeel it Fwashin' over me
Well Glittle oneAm, I don't want to admit to CsomethingF
If all it's gonna cause is Gpain, Amtruth in my lies Cright now are Ffalling like the rain
AmHe's coming home with his neck scratched to Ccatch flack
FSweat jackets and dress slacks, Gmismatch
AmOn his breast jacket is a sex addict and Cshe just wants to
FExact revenge and D5get backG
It's a chAmess match, she's on his back like a jCetpack
She's Fkept track of all his internet chats and Gguess who just
AmHappens to be moving on to the next acCtually
Just Fshit on my last chick and she D5has what my eGx lacks
Am'Cause she loves danger, Cpsychopath
FAnd you don't fuck with no man's girl, even GI know that
AmBut she's devised some plan to stab him Cin the back
FKnife in hand, says the relaD5tionship's hanging Gby a strand
AmSo she's been on the web latelyC
Says Fmaybe she'll be my Gwen Stacy, to Gspite her man
AmAnd I know she's using me to Ctry to play him
FI don't care, hi Suzanne, but I shoulda' said bye Suzanne
After the first night, but tonight I am
[Chorus 1]
I've been a Amliar, been a thief, Cbeen a Flover, been a cheat
All Gmy siAmns need holy water, Cfeel it Fwashin' over D5me
Well little oneAm, I don't want to admit to CsomethingF
If all it's gonna cause is Gpain, Amtruth in my lies Cnow are Ffalling like the rain
AmOne night stand turned into two night stayin', Cit was cold
And Fsome might scram, y'all we hug tight andG
He found Amout, now she feels deserted and usedC
'Cause he leFft, so what, he did it D5first to her tooG
Now Amhow am I supposed to tell this girl that we're through?C
It's Fhard to find the words, I'm aloof, nervous and Gsuited
When it's Amtoo hurt but what you deserve is the truth
Don't tCake it persoFnal, I just can't say this in D5person to youG
AmSo I revert to the studio like Hole CIn The Wall Fdiners
Don't have to be reserved in a boothG
I Amjust feel like the person who I'm turnin' into'sC
IrrevFersible, I prayed on you like it's D5church at the pewG
And now that I Amgot you I don't want you
Took advantage Cof my thirst to Fpursue
Why do I do this dirt that I do?G
Get off my Amsoapbox and preach, my sermon in speechC
Detergent Fand bleach is burned in the womb
'Cause now with her in the womb
We can't bring her in this world, shoulda knew
To use protection 'fore I bit into your forbidden fruit
[Chorus 2]
I've been (fuck!) a Amliar, been a thief, Cbeen a Flover, been a cheat
All Gmy siAmns need holy water, Cfeel it Fwashin' over D5me
Well little oneAm, I don't want to admit to CsomethingF
If all it's gonna cause is Gpain, Amtruth in my lies Cnow are Ffalling like the rain
AmMy name's (oh-oh), Cmy name's (oh-oh) FDenver (oh-oh), never run
Just Amcall me (oh-oh), Ccall me (oh-oh) FRiver (oh-oh)
FAlways the bride's maid, never the bride, hey
GFuck can I say, if life was a highway
FThe sequel’s an enclave, I’ll be swerving in five lanes
FSpeeds at a high rate Glike I'm sliding on ice maybe
FThat's why I'm made, that came at you sideways
GI can't keep my lies straight
What I maFde you terminate my baby
This love triaGngle left us in a wreck tangled
What else can I Fsay, it was fun for a while, bet I really woulda loved your smile
Didn't really wanna abort but fuck it, what's one more lie to tell an unborn child?
[Chorus 3]
I've been a Amliar, been a thief, Cbeen a Flover, been a cheat
All Gmy siAmns need holy water, Cfeel it Fwashin' over me
Well Glittle oneAm, (I’m sorry) I don't want to admit to Csomething F(I fucked up)
If all it's gonna cause is Gpain, Amthe truth in my lies Cnow are Ffalling like the rain
So let the Griver run (river run, river run, river run)