CDressed up for a big day, like FHalloween Day, Gbut it was the fourth of July now
CA car crash, with a suitcase, and a Fpainted face, Gshe was one of a kind
She wears a Amplastic crown like A7Cinderella, and rollerskates in Fbed
CHe rides a greyhound, from his hometown, when he Fcomes around, G'cause they don'
CMixed up, as a milkshake, but make Fno mistake, GCrash is looking like a Star
CYou and me, we're iFnvincible, Gtogether
CWe can be, oh so Ftragical, Gwhatever
AmDressed up just like A7Ziggy, Cbut he couldn't play Fguitar
FCaptain Crash and the Gbeauty queen from CMars
CShare a toothpick, trading lipstick, Fwatching traffic, for Gdays at the diner
CHolding hands, making big plans, plFaying Superman, he waGs wearing eye liner
AmAnother local A7legend, and his longtime lucky Fcharm
AmThey're drunk on love, A7as you can get, Ggetting high on lust, Fand cigarettes
AmLiving life, A7with no regrets, aFt least they're gonna Gtry to fly
CYou and me, we're iFnvincible, Gtogether
CWe can be, oh so Ftragical, Gwhatever
FJoltin' Joe and GMs. Monroe
FHere's captain crash and the Gbeauty queen from Cmars